Buy Britney´s Hair!
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 8829
Fancy a greasy lock or two of Britney´s old noggin covering? Well log on to eBay, because the salon that Britney shaved her hair off at is selling her hair. This is surely the most super awesome thing of all time.
You could be the proud owner of Britney´s matted and oil coated locks, just imagine the things you could do with them. The potential for some creepy voodoo magic is immense, and the best thing is that you could get Britney to go down on G W Bush at the next Republican conference and nobody would even suspect any foul play.
Or you could add it to your Britney altar, along with these pics of Britney caught mid shave. I am kind of digging the partially shaved mohican style look she had going on there for a while, I could totally get behind that, kind of an extreme mullet sort of thing.
Actually these pics are kind of scary, and they do make one wonder why she decided to shave her head in public. Does she want EVERY aspect of her downward spiral caught on film? I guess so...
Update: Auction has now been closed by eBay
Tags: Britney Spears Shaving Madness
Category: gossip | Online: February 18 2007
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