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Britney Is The Anti-Christ
You'll no doubt remember that paramedics were called to treat Britney Spears a few days ago, and that she turned out to be fine. The predominant rumor at the time was that she's tried something silly, and it seemed that may be the case. Apparently, allegedly, according to sources of an unverified nature, Britney wrapped a sheet around a light fixture and tried to hang herself from it.
She then begged Kevin Federline to give her another baby, before screaming 'I am the Anti-Christ!', and drawing 666 on her own forehead. Britney either needs more meds stat, or someone is having a lot of fun making up stuff about her while she's in rehab.
I think we should consider the possibility that Britney is the Anti-Christ. Some of her music has been pretty tortuously terrible, after all, and she does seem to be breeding without conscience or much regard. That's how you produce really good minions.
There is one up side to all of this, if Britney is the Anti-Christ, then Armageddon is going to have a really catchy sound track, and probably good dancing too.
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