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Posh Wonīt Wear A Bra
Victoria Beckham's penchant for going out bra less has titillated thousands and put food on the tables of hundreds of paparazzo's homes. Now US Magazine has a problem with it and have decided to write an open litter to Victoria Beckham, telling her to wear a bra. Fools! What on earth are they thinking!?
Here's an excerpt from their lunacy:
'There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you've unfortunately been known to do.
It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise so allow us to explain: You're a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe. But keep shunning that bra and in five years you'll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags.'
Great, good one guys, maybe now you can convince Lindsay not to be a slut, and all those girls who've gone wild to wear big lace collars and really ruin all our fun.
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