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Brooke Hogan Almost Too Stupid To Breathe
After Khloe Kardashian's performance I didn't think it would be possible, but Brooke Hogan has actually managed to overtake her in the 'I am nothing but a big untalented sack of silicone and shit milking the fame that a family member earned' stakes.
How did she manage that? Well, when recently asked who she was voting for Brooke said: "You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it™s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I™m so moody all the time, I know I couldn™t be able to run a country, ˜cause I™d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"
Yeah Brooke, because all women are like you. Is this solidified mass of Hulk semen even aware that there have been female presidents and prime ministers in a several countries including the nuclear weapons dump that is Pakistan, and none of them pressed the button because they were feeling a little moody that day?
Seriously, even Heidi Montag had something smarter to say about politics than that, and being beaten by Heidi Montag in a battle of wits is the equivalent to being declared medically brain dead.
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