Brooke Hogan + Playboy = Red Alert!
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 5499
OMG WTF! This is serious. We are all at imminent risk of seeing the She-Hulk posing for Playboy, an honor previously only reserved for hot chicks. According to several media sources, Playboy has approached Brooke to see if she will get naked for the magazine, and she hasn´t turned them down.
The day Brooke Hogan poses for Playboy is the day I lose hope in the inherent democracy of hotness. Playboy might be vile exploitation of women, but it was fair, damnit. The hottest lady got the cover, the sluttiest got the centerfold, and the not so pretty girls got sent home to start their career in second rate amateur porn.
Now it would seem that Brooke might actually be appearing naked in Playboy, which is just oh so wrong. Take away the fake tits and the bleached hair and you have nothing but a very masculine looking young lady with an uneven jaw line. Did I mention this is for the 55th Anniversary edition? Surely the honor should go to someone who actually looks like a girl without being Photoshopped by a crack team of image editors handpicked from around the world.
Tags: brooke hogan playboy pics posing apocalypse
Category: gossip | Online: June 24 2008
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