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Kid Rock Discovers Secret Of Boob Attraction
Prick your ears up for this one chaps, Kid Rock has made a break through in the field of attracting women, claiming that he had a 'bimbo attractor' implanted at birth. The revelation was made when The Independent magazine asked him what his greatest regret was.
Kid Rock replied: "My greatest regret? Well, she knows who she is. "If I could change one thing about myself, it would be to lose the bimbo attractor chip that God must have placed in me at birth."
Apparently, big breasted blondes are compelled to hurl themselves onto Kid Rock's penis because of some sort of device which he blames God for implanting. Whilst it may have personally caused him problems, I can't help but feel that other men would be quite interested in this sort of device. No word on how to get God to hook you up with one, but I guess praying couldn't hurt. Oh, and if that fails, turn into a really rich, greasy long haired pop star and see where that gets you.
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