After seeing yet another set of happy baby pictures from the Pitt camp, Jennifer Aniston is allegedly now planning to get knocked up with the child of Mayer. Personally I'd advise her to pick a mate with a slightly less gigantic cranium, if the kid inherits that thing she'll be ripped apart before she knows what's happening.
No word on whether John wants children yet, but his needs and wishes seem to be largely incidental in this rumor ridden tale in which Jennifer plays the role of a desperate old hag unable to get over the boyfriend she broke up with last millennium.
Star magazine reports a friend of Jennifer's as saying: "Jen feels so strongly that John is 'the one'. She knows he can handle being a dad.¯
All we really know about John is that he's kinky in bed and likes banging hot famous chicks - sounds like one of those dads who embarrasses the hell out of their kids later on in life by hitting on their friends and telling saucy stories to anyone who'll listen. Gallery viewed 4845 times.
Jennifer, if you really want to get preggers, the next time your in bed with john, keep your legs spread and your mouth closed. That way, he´ll have a better chance of depositing his seed in the right hole.
Hugo Rude said:
August 28 2008 at 20:44
She will tell you when 2 "F" her how 2 "F" her & where 2 put your money shot! In her bank account.
