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Aniston Foiled In Quest For Seed
Now who could have predicted this one, just a few days after it was splashed all over every media source in the world that Jennifer wanted John Mayer to impregnate her with his seed it is now being reported that John and Jennifer's relationship is 'cooling a little', and when I say 'cooling', I mean the dude fled her home and has been seen leaping from international flight to international flight, babbling incoherently about babies and trying to give himself a vastectomy with the little plastic knives you find on planes.
Sources for Us Magazine claim that things are slowing down because John and Jennifer are mature people, but lets face it, they're slowing down because John woke up from his fantasy of banging Rachel from 'Friends' to find a metaphorical deamon sperm sucker hovering over his penis crooning nursery rhymes to their unborn children.
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