After evil British comedian Russel Brand (Boo! Hiss! Look out, he's behind you!) attacked the sanctity of teenage celibacy during the VMA's Paris Hilton felt the need to come to the rescue of the Jonas Brothers who are currently in the difficult stage of any teen celebrity's life where they lie about being virgins.
Paris told Us Magazine: "I don't pick on them... That's something cool for a kid to keep, so don't pick on them for that.... I think that they're all really good kids and that they're definitely our next generation of kids and they're all really good so I think that's awesome.
Actually I'm not sure if that's Paris defending the Jonas brothers or just trying to use the word 'kid' as many times as is humanly possible in one sentence. I think we've all learned a lot from this though. Paris has boobs, and you can totally see the tops of them in this dress. What the Jonas brothers wouldn't give to chastely tag team this lady. Gallery viewed 4272 times.
