Nicole Richie Loses Last Fan
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 657
Misunderstanding the forces which make her a marketable commodity, Nicole Richie hastened her descent towards total publicity oblivion when she turned on a fan who tried to take a picture of her.
Nicole was evidently angered by the small camera flash as she was leaving a party, and enraged enough to leap a velvet rope and attack the girl, grabbing the camera and smashing it whilst screaming: "I´m not an animal!"
She´s right. Animals generally have a better sense of not biting the hand that feeds them, especially when they´re so starved that they´re nothing but skin and bone (in Nicole´s case, that applies both literally and metaphorically.)
Here´s to a lucky Swedish tourist getting a nice out of court settlement (including compensation for emotional damages inflicted in the unprovoked elven attack) and enjoying the rest of her holiday at Nicole Richie´s expense.
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Category: gossip | Online: September 14 2008
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