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Nicole Richie Loses Last Fan
Misunderstanding the forces which make her a marketable commodity, Nicole Richie hastened her descent towards total publicity oblivion when she turned on a fan who tried to take a picture of her.
Nicole was evidently angered by the small camera flash as she was leaving a party, and enraged enough to leap a velvet rope and attack the girl, grabbing the camera and smashing it whilst screaming: "I'm not an animal!"
She's right. Animals generally have a better sense of not biting the hand that feeds them, especially when they're so starved that they're nothing but skin and bone (in Nicole's case, that applies both literally and metaphorically.)
Here's to a lucky Swedish tourist getting a nice out of court settlement (including compensation for emotional damages inflicted in the unprovoked elven attack) and enjoying the rest of her holiday at Nicole Richie's expense.
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