Nicole Kidman Paid Out The Ass
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 3681
You better believe it, 17 million she´s getting for her next movie, a remake of the Body Snatchers. 17 million dollars. What the hell would you even do with that much money? You could buy an island somewhere, or a few tanks to donate to your preferred side in the Iraq war.
The US Military is reportedly a bit low on things like body armor, and you know the Iraqis ain´t got jack. These people are missing out on some serious sponsorship deals. Imagine a soldier running around in a flak jacket with Nicole´s mug plastered across it, he´d be perfectly safe. People would get him in their sights and then go ´Oh no, it´s not the enemy, it´s sexy Nicole.´
If these articles stop coming suddenly, its because I´ve been picked up to work for Military intelligence. Ideas like these are hard to find.
Tags: Nicole Kidman Money Too Much
Category: gossip | Online: December 03 2006
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