Denise Richards Snorts Coke, Flashes Pussy
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 23364
If there´s one down side to doing drugs in a public sunny place, it´s that not only do people see you doing it, they also get to see your sloppy druggie behavior afterwards. Denise Richards was allegedly spotted doing coke on the beach recently, but denies it, saying that she was applying lip balm.
I suppose it´s possible that she lacks the basic body spatial skills to tell the difference between her nose and her mouth, but the lip balm story isn´t even plausible given the amount of white residue pasted between her nose and lip. I´d go with a sunscreen story myself, and then I´d claim that I was merely taking part in advanced acupuncture when I OD´d and someone had to plunge a needle full of adrenalin into my heart.
How to explain the under-short pussy flashing, I don´t know. Maybe it´s some sort of Scientology/Kabbalah thing. The important thing to remember when you´re a celebrity is that you need to keep up a constant distraction of bizzare behavior in order to cover up the fact you´re really just partying like a flunking college sophomore.
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Category: gossip | Online: February 05 2007
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