Paula Abdul – Never Been Drunk
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 1638
In spite of slurring her way through multiple television interviews making random statements that made little to no sense whatsoever, Paula Abdul is now claiming that not only was she not drunk at the time of the interviews, she has never been drunk in her life. Ever.
Here´s what Paula had to say:
I´ve never been drunk ... Just look at my 20-year career. Tell me someone who is into partying or doing drugs that could have done that."
The awesome thing about that statement is that it makes absolutely no sense, and she probably was lolling over the edge of the chair and drawing pictures on the carpet with her own spittle when she said that. Entertainers notoriously get drunk and high for 20 years +, all the while enjoying careers of awesomeness that make Paula´s look like a blip on the radar.
Come on Paula, you have to keep the lies at least plausible. Even Amish kids have been drunk once or twice in their lives.
Tags: Paula Abdul Alchohol Drunk
Category: gossip | Online: February 15 2007
|
