Katie Holmes Looks Like An Old Man
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 2349
I´ve heard of marriage sucking the life out of people, but this is just ridiculous. Who knew that Scientology turned beautiful young women into shadows of their former selves? Or perhaps this is Tom´s doing, maybe he has been sucking the youth directly from Katie so that he will stay younger longer and they can be entombed together in a a titanium vault and shot into the sun when they eventually die at the exact same moment of old age.
This may also be a result of having Victoria ´any body fat is bad body fat´ Beckham as a confidante and advisor. That woman looks like a sun baked stick insect. It really makes you wonder about our standards of beauty when women who look like women are surpassed by women who bear about as much resemblance to a human as a mannequin does.
Someone needs to come and rescue Katie from the hell she is creating for herself. Her career is languishing, her looks are fading, and before she knows it, Tom will be off to seduce another beautiful starlet for the purposes of impregnation.
Danger, Danger Katie Robinson.
Tags: Katie Homes
Category: gossip | Online: February 26 2007
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