Category: gossip | Online: February 27 2007
Views: 1971 Howard Stern is making nice with Larry Birkhead, sparking rumors that DNA stealthily collected from Larry´s cup proved that he is in fact the father of Dannielynn. It seems that Larry might get the baby, and conveniently enough, Howard will keep the money. Great, how lovely. It´s always nice how when someone dies, the thoughts of their nearest and dearest turn to money.
If only these things could be decided by somewhat more arbitrary means. Like the crying judge could just go ´Howard, you´re a total fucking asshole who seems to have done more harm than good to Anna Nicole, you get nothing except an all expenses paid ticket halfway between the US Mainland and the Bahamas, make your own arrangements from there.´ And then Howard would have to ride sharks all the way back to the islands. I somehow doubt that dolphins would help him. They sense evil.
At least it looks like Dannielynn will have a home that won´t be with Howard or Anna´s mother, two people I wouldn´t wish on my worst enemy.
