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Hugh Hefner To Marry & Sexy Holly In Costumes
After many years of crazy singlehood, Hugh Hefner is reportedly looking to marry his girlfriend, Holly. How his other two girlfriends feel about this is uncertain, but it's been a matter of public record that Holly wants to marry Hef and have his babies.
Why on earth any beautiful young woman would want to marry someone who has to drink the blood of pigeons each morning simply to suck enough youth to stay alive another day is completely beyond me, unless of course, you factor in the whole Playboy Empire thing.
Hef is apparently looking at marrying Holly for his reality tv show, which makes them both incredibly mercenary people. Perhaps that's why they get on so well. Here's hoping they don't show intimate scenes in the new show, because seeing those two mate has got to be about as erotic as watching pythons do it.
Holly is apparently the prime choice due to her dedication, which I guess means that she is the best at blocking out the fact she's going down on something so wrinkly that it's probably hard to find the hardness under all the soft rolly layers of excess old man skin, okay ew, I am just grossing myself out now.
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