Category: gossip | Online: February 28 2007
Views: 3555 We all knew that Paris loved herself, but we may not have not just how much. According to attendees at her recent party which she held at her home in Hollywood Hills Paris has a little bit of a fixation on herself. "She has a stripper pole in her living room and pictures of herself everywhere - big black-and-white blowups, and her covers all framed on the wall."
Nice, super nice. I have an altar to myself of course, but I keep it locked way in a secret cupboard like most normal people, and only go in there a few times a day to reaffirm my own greatness. Paris does like to do everything bigger, better and in a much more exhibitionary fashion than everyone else.
She does seem to have a real dedication to self improvement however. A stripper pole used regularly could really represent a massive increase in her skill set. After all, at some point we are all going to realize that she´s really got nothing to her whatsoever apart from being some blonde female.
Now if you´ll excuse me, I´m going to go and have some prints of myself blown up to poster size and attached to my ceiling so I can look at myself as I lie in bed.. Paris is such an inspiration.
