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Kimīs Sex Tape Out Soon!
Lord knows how the law works that a company that buys a video of someone having sex is legally allowed to distribute it in spite of the fact that the person concerned doesn't want anyone to see it, but millions are going to be very happy that's the way this particular cookie is seeming to crumble.
Vivid has come out and said that they are aiming for a March 21 release date. So soon, very soon, you'll get to see Paris' hot friend like you've never seen her before.
Get in the lube, a good supply of tissues, and make sure the lock on your door works. I'm foreseeing an upsurge in sick days around March 21, as well as emergency room visits for lubricant related mishaps.
So guys, really, be careful.
We don't need anyone putting their own eyes out, and yes, you can overdo it, so don't watch it all at once. Be like Charlie and take it just a little at a time.
Hey, it worked for him, he ended up with the whole Chocolate Factory, though in this case that may not be the best analogy.
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