Rocky To Be Jailed By Aussies?
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 837
Those bloody Australians are at it again, and their latest foreign victim is Sylvester Stallone. Sylvester has been charged by Australian authorities for illegally importing performance enhancing drugs. I suppose they´re just pissed that he didn´t buy them there. Sylvester´s privacy was violated by customs officials who raided his jet, his hotel room, and his limo. They found a total of 48 vials of HGH, which in most cases would be enough to pump up a whole herd of elephants.
Personally I think Sly should be hailed as a medical marvel after surviving the sheer amount of drugs that must be in his system without just collapsing and dying. The man is like a walking chemical storage facility.
I suppose they were probably tipped off after he failed to fit through the screening gate due to his bulging muscles, then accidentally ripped off the door to his hotel room whilst trying to use those demmed annoying swipe card thingies.
Poor Sylvester, he´s probably curled up somewhere crying and eating a whole tub of ice cream right now. Those hormone imbalances can be murder on a fella.
Tags: Sylvester Stallone Drug Charges
Category: gossip | Online: March 14 2007
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