Category: gossip | Online: March 28 2007
Views: 42102 Paris´ breasts seem to have grown exponentially in the last few months, prompting rumors that the heiress has had a boob-job. Maybe she did, maybe she didn´t. Either way, her tits are dammed near blocking her nostrils in some of the more recent pictures of her. It is possible that some mad scientist has created some space age technology that inflates breasts beyond all belief. If so, someone needs to get that man a nobel prize stat.
The other possibility is that as Paris; popularity has grown so too have her breasts. Like Samson´s hair her power is contained in her mammaries which she must flaunt in the face on the entire world. It´s all quite pleasant really for the rest of us, I guess no-one´s going to complain about it. Let us hope that her popularity and ego continue to grow, though there is some risk that by the time she´s 30 she´ll be nothing but a pair of really big breasts.
With advances in technology, and plastic surgeons getting lots of practice in on the vain and unfortunate, perhaps such dreams will be realized in the future.
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