Category: gossip | Online: March 31 2007
Views: 1269 Britney and Kevin have finally reached an agreement on their separation. Kevin Federline is to receive the grand amount of one million dollars in return for knocking Britney up twice and turning her from a sweet little pop star into a crazy woman. Britney gets to keep the other 20 + million, or however much she has squirreled away in secret bank accounts. Custody is to be shared jointly, now that they´ve both proved they have the responsibility of lemmings.
Personally I would think the kids would be better off if they were just put in a cardboard box outside the courthouse and given away like puppies, though that may cut down on their trips to Vegas somewhat.
Britney went out to celebrate, wearing what looks to me suspiciously like a cape. Is this the latest incarnation of madness? Does she think she´s a superhero? That would be kinda cool, if only because superhero chicks always wander around in tight spandex, and she may be crazy, but she´d look hot like that for sure.
Tags: Britney SpearsDivorce
I don´t get it...why does she insist on wearing a wig? I mean it´s not like the whole world doesn´t know that she went bonkers and shaved her hair off.What a lame attempt at normality.But then again ain´t that just the "American Way"?You can get away with murder in the US and still come off as being the most normal and sane person in the world.We just love to make our freaks popular don´t we?
