Category: gossip | Online: March 31 2007
Views: 1008 Not that anyone really raised an eyebrow when they were together, itīs almost like James was invisible next to her. But you can still catch Petra on the runway, and James traveling a very different yet equally as well worn path in Lindsay Lohan.
Yes, thatīs the real story here, James has indeed run into the arms of Lindsay. Poor fellow must be distraught indeed, probably just looking for a good time with a fun girl. Sure, Lindsay is fun at first, before she develops a scary attachment to you and locks you in her hotel room and wonīt let you leave.
No amount of whiny songs will get you out of that one, James. Heīs probably going to have to rely on his military background and use some major stealth tactics to avoid her. Iīm thinking weīre going to see a lot more pictures of James wearing helmets with twigs and things sticking out of them. Maybe this will make him less of a whiny little beatch, if Lindsay can do anything itīs turn boys into men.
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