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THE ORANGE IS SPREADING
You didn't take it seriously when the first reports of Orange Face began to come out, but perhaps you will now. The Orange has spread from the poppiest to the richest, and claimed Donald Trump, who made a public appearance looking like he'd just spent several hours getting intimate with Oompa Loompas.
Yes, it's funny now right. But wait until it starts hitting the truly hot, then your laughter will turn to tears and there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth. This could be a sign of something like the apopcalypse people.
Think about it, a sweet girl has been bred with the prince of evil, the faces of the masses have become plastic and move at the will of the magical surgeon doctors, and now even the skins of the privileged have taken on unnatural tones.
None of this was actually mentioned in Revelations of course, but I'm sure it was just a mistaken omission on the writer's part. There is evil afoot here, make no mistake.
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