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Lindsay Lohanīs Brain Impediment
A GQ reporter recently made the mistake of trying to interview Lindsay Lohan without strapping her down and injecting her with a powerful sedative first. Instead the 'interview' was conducted via Lindsay's Blackberry, and the results were, well, interesting.
They asked her about poker, Lindsay said: "I just emailed my friend sara pantera saying I'm going to start playing poker again! I bought two puppies today!"
They asked her about cats, and Lindsay replied: "Cats scare me. I just think of bad luck from black ones like I had in Just My Luck! I need a boyfriend. Geez."
When asked about the happiest moment in her life, Lindsay said: "Gotta think sex scene today"
That was the last of Miss Lohan's responses, which provide us with a valuable insight into her life and times. No wonder rehab didn't work, she probably didn't even realize that she was in rehab, she probably thought that she was in happy candy land with all the elves. It truly is a wonder that she survives day to day life. Mad props to her entourage for keeping her alive.
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