Category: gossip | Online: April 09 2007
Views: 3978 It“s a catfight between Jordan and Victoria Beckham, with Jordan kicking things off with a nice slam on Posh“s new show.“I hear Victoria and David are making a one-hour show. We“ll be on eight times a week, with a three-hour show each Saturday.“ At the end of the day she“s just a footballer“s wife and Pete and I are still individuals in our own right.“
Oh my god, like, has Jordan never heard of the Spice Girls? Victoria is super famous in her own right. She was an icon for like, several years before she married her husband and continued living the dream of thousands of little English girls.
Jordan“s show is apparently going to be much better because it is going to involve her husband burying his head in her breasts while she tries to suffocate him with them. Who says that plastic surgery is just a costmetic thing? Jordan“s are big enough to kill a man, and they are only going to get bigger.
After the birth of her next child she“s planning to go even bigger and get botox as well. It“s so nice to see a woman dedicated to self improvement.
Tags: JordanVictoria BeckhamReality TV
