Britney Goes Through The Hotness Machine
Category: gossip | Online: April 14 2007
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There are a lot of pressures and requirements when it comes to being a pop queen. Things like having hair, and not being bloated from too many drug binges are generally considered to be important. Britney´s people know this, and they´ve been cutting, stitching, primping, injecting, and sucking all to get her ready to look like a perfect little Pop-Barbie in time for her comeback.
The lipo was no secret at all of course, but that is nowhere near where this make over ends. YouĂ‚´ve seen “Extreme Makeover” right? Well this is the Britney addition, and sheĂ‚´s having enough work done to fill an entire episode all on her little lonesome.
To help her loose weight, sheĂ‚´s being given soybean anti-fat injections. God only knows how they work, I would have thought you just ate less and exercised more, but that is like, so last millennium. SheĂ‚´s also having the tattoos she got recently removed, because they make her look like a nazi reject.
SheĂ‚´s already gone from a size 6 to a size 2, and once BritneyĂ‚´s been fully processed she will be released back into public waters to give little girls self esteem issues. ItĂ‚´s such a beautiful story.
Tags: Britney Spears Cosmetic Surgery
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