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Kate Moss Is Off The Market
If you‚'ve been privy to any of her weird nipple pics this may not engender such a terrible sense of loss, but none the less, we must intrepidly report that Pete Doherty has asked Kate Moss to marry him and she appears to have accepted, as indicated by her wearing of his ring.
Pete also made an announcement at a gig in London, announcing that he was dedicating a song to his beautiful fiancee. Under normal circumstances this wouldn‚'t mean that they were getting married, it would just mean that he‚'d smoke way too much crack, but she‚'s wearing a ring, so damn, maybe it is true.
As nice as this all is, I have to somehow doubt the wisdom of marrying an unrepentant junkie who is constantly being dragged into court and openly doesn‚'t give a rats ass about the fact that he is hooked on illegal drugs. What kind of role model is that for children?
Kate could do so, so SO much better. In fact, I am hoping that this is all just some joke and that at some point an announcer is going to leap out and announce to the world ‚Ĺ“You‚'ve been PUNKED.‚ť If this is for real, then it really doesn‚'t say much for the marriage prospects of super models, and what‚'s the point of being really incredibly good looking if you can‚'t get a guy to match?
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