Lindsay´s Squirting Problems
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 3735
Poor Lindsay has been dealing with squirting problems this week, apparently her pipes just aren´t strong enough to deal with the massive flow going through them. It turns out that while away in New York, partying like it was the end of the world, Lindsay´s Los Angeles apartment sprung a leak and flooded the apartment below hers which just so happens to belong to her ex, Harry Morton.
Crude references aside, I find it hard to fathom someone like Lindsay owning property. Surely she should have drunk it by now? Or had the whole thing crushed into powder and tried to sniff it up? Now I´m getting all sorts of images of Lindsay vacuuming and dusting, and trying to figure out which shade of pink will look best in the spare bedroom.
I know that in reality she makes absolutely none of these decisions and that she probably hires people to do everything from clean her stove to furnish her home, but still, it makes you think. What if Lindsay Lohan is a normal person just like the rest of us?
Tags: Lindsay Lohan Pipes Ex
Category: gossip | Online: April 16 2007
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