Paris Hooks Another One...
Category: gossip | Online: April 22 2007
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Paris may not be very aware of what planet she is on, let alone environmental issues, but she sure is good at recycling. Men, that is. She´s dumped Josh to move onto someone a little more high profile, Petra Nemcova´s ex, the one, the only, the whiny James Blunt.
According to sources, Paris showed up with her sister, her sister´s boyfriend, and James to a fine establishment of celebrity revelry. She and James danced a little before getting to the requisite sticking their tongues down each others´ throats.
Further sources say that they were all over one another and even ended up at Paris´ house. Oh how the mighty are fallen eh. Imagine how James felt when he woke up the next morning, tired, groggy and next to Paris Hilton of all people.
The upshot of all of this is that James now probably has an STD, and a sordid night with Paris to try and forget as best he can. C´est la vie when you´re a celebrity, it´s like being in college your entire life.
James´ rep has chimed in on the whole incident with a very revealing “This sounds like gossip to me!" Wow, James hires some smart people to rep him huh. No shit it´s gossip, that doesn´t mean it´s not true though, ooo tricky tricky reps.
Tags: Paris Hilton James Blunt
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