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Jessica´s Crazy Birthday
Full credit to Jessica Biel's friends who certainly know how to party. It was Jessica's birthday recently and her friends did as all good friends should and staged an abduction of their friend, handcuffing her and dragging her out of her home, forcing her to wear humiliating and weird clothing as they simultaneously plied her with alcohol.
Here is Jessica's account of the terrible incident: "My friends are completely insane¦ They literally tackled me on my bed, handcuffed me, blindfolded me, threw me in a car and then, basically, they started asking me these questions about our friendship - stuff I should know about their families and things we have done together. "Every time I got it (question) wrong, I had to take a shot and then I got some sort of weird piece of clothing; I got a roller skate at one point, I got a wig, I got a sea-shell bra¦ We basically went from bar to bar to bar (but) bear in mind I™m wearing now two roller skates, a crazy wig, (I™m) completely blindfolded."
Every good birthday should require some therapy to get over it, so I'm quite pleased with this account of proceedings.
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