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Russians Buy J.Lo
In a stunning move a Russian billionaire has bought Jennifer Lopez for the price of two million dollars. No, she won't be moving to Russia never to be heard from again, and this isn't some kind of reverse Russian bride scheme either. In fact for 2 million dollars all he got was forty minutes of singing. That is a dammed fine hourly wage, even for someone as ridiculously loaded as Jennifer Lopez.
Andrei Melnichenko hired Jennifer to sing at a joint birthday party for him and his wife that was held in Surrey. Jennifer dutifully performed for 40 minutes singing such ironic hits as Jenny from the Block.
I hope both he and his wife secretly got some sexual favors out of this because there is no way in hell I'd pay 2 million to have J Lo sing at my birthday. I mean, yeah, she's hot and all, but for $2 mill she better cure cancer or something worthwhile like that.
Andrei is worth 5 Billion however and probably doesn't give a rats ass about J.Lo's singing, after all we're all talking about it aren't we? Even if only to say how retarded it is.
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