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Scandal! What Lindsay did!
Lindsay's naughty little secret is out, and it seems I was wrong, thus far at least. She wasn't caught on camera having sex with midgets, instead she was caught snorting cocaine and pushing it into other people's noses too. Stylish. Classy. That's Lindsay all the way. Of course the scene of this wild drug taking was the bathroom of a club because you can take the girl out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the girl (yeah, I know Lindsay was never in the ghetto and that saying that is really insulting to people who were because even they aren't this retarded, so please accept my humble apologies)
After inhaling enough coke to disintegrate most of the nose cartilage in Africa Lindsay then told everyone I'm going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law! Her mommy must be so proud, and knowing Lindsay's mother, she is. She probably thinks that this is a healthy expression of youthful high spirits. This isn't the last of the tape either, there will more thank likely be more leaked soon, so standby for that.
At least we know one thing, the rehab TOTALLY worked.
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