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Scandal! What Lindsay did!
Category: gossip | Online: May 07 2007
Views: 2979
Lindsay´s naughty little secret is out, and it seems I was wrong, thus far at least. She wasn´t caught on camera having sex with midgets, instead she was caught snorting cocaine and pushing it into other people´s noses too. Stylish. Classy. That´s Lindsay all the way. Of course the scene of this wild drug taking was the bathroom of a club because you can take the girl out of the ghetto, but you can´t take the ghetto out of the girl (yeah, I know Lindsay was never in the ghetto and that saying that is really insulting to people who were because even they aren´t this retarded, so please accept my humble apologies)
After inhaling enough coke to disintegrate most of the nose cartilage in Africa Lindsay then told everyone “I´m going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law!” Her mommy must be so proud, and knowing Lindsay´s mother, she is. She probably thinks that this is a healthy expression of youthful high spirits. This isn´t the last of the tape either, there will more thank likely be more leaked soon, so standby for that.
At least we know one thing, the rehab TOTALLY worked.
Tags: Lindsay Lohan Coke Club Scandal
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