Category: gossip | Online: May 08 2007
Views: 1881 Keira Knightley has admitted that she is a very dirty girl who doesn´t shower as much as she should. Though data on how much she actually showers is lacking, she does say this. “I don’t shower enough. My natural smell is rather musky.”
It´s this sort of comment that leaves me somewhat speechless. What do you say about that? I guess we can all feel better about being musky dirty slobs, and people who have dirt fetishes have a whole new poster girl to whack off too. What an inspiring day for us all.
If just being smelly wasn´t enough, Keira is also a rough drunk, saying “Glasses get thrown. It’s good to smash things up. The problem is you spend the next morning on your hands and knees collecting pieces of glass.”
As if Keira couldn´t get any more hot after all that pirate girl action, now it turns out she´s a dirty rowdy little animal as well. Better stop reading before your loins explode.
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