Lily feels fat
Category: gossip | Online: May 16 2007
Views: 1791
Poor Lily was having a bad day, and thanks to the miracle of the Internet, her inner anguish was poured forth onto the public MySpace channels for us all to appreciate/sympathize with/point and laugh at. Lily titled her post “fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse”, and it went thus:
Saturday, May 12, 2007
fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse
that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride myself on being strong minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look . I felt like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause , im not a model , Im a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen victim to the evil machine . I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction.
Poor Lily, first of all, she is so not shitter than Winehouse, there are sewage treatment plants that are less shitter than Winehouse. Shes also undermining her whole fashion for curves line by getting all publicly bent out of shape about being an extra pound or two heavier than your average skeleton.
Cheer up Lily, even your little finger is sexier, hotter, and more talented than the coke heads who call themselves singers.
Tags: Lily Allen Feeling Fat
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