Paris gets religion
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 1584
Paris knows she´s in trouble, so it´s clearly time to call on that great PR firm in the sky. Yeah, you see right, Paris is toting around the bible like it´s the latest designer clutch, and in a way, I suppose it is. Surely using the bible in this manner is enough to get you struck down where you stand? What happened to the smiting God? Is it time they added a new commandment “thou shalt not use the Lord your God as a PR stunt”? I don´t know, what I do know, is that this is pretty dammed lame.
It doesn´t help matters much that Paris is out without a bra. Droopy tits aren´t attractive at the best of times, but droopy little tits are the worst. There is just no excuse for this. She´s reminding me of pictures of starving African women in these pictures, except starving African women have more self respect than her.
(Yeah, she also has another book with her "The Power of Now", which may have come in handy back when she was driving around without a license, or driving drunk, or doing a multitude of other retarded things that have brought her to this point.)
Tags: Paris Hilton Jail God Braless
Category: gossip | Online: May 23 2007
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