Category: gossip | Online: May 25 2007
Views: 873 In what has to be the worst, most poorly conceived sponsorship deal of all time, Svedka Vodka is apparently going to sponsor Lindsay Lohan´s birthday to the tune of seven figures. I hope you read the article where she passed out drunk in a hotel lobby just a few days ago, apparently the people at Svedka Vodka have never read anything about Lindsay at all.
Lindsay Lohan´s lawyer has confirmed the deal saying “This should be one of the best parties ever."
Sure, before this, the best party ever was the one River Phoenix OD´d after, that was a pretty good party. Svedka Vodka are going to be totally stoked when Lindsay falls over drunk,and perhaps dies of alcohol poisoning at her own 21st. I´m not saying she definitely will die, I´m saying that the human liver can only take so much and that Lindsay seems determined to be bloated and washed up by the time she is 22.
Oh yeah, I wonder what AA would say about this. I am pretty sure having an alcohol company sponsor your birthday party is a teensy bit against their rules.
