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Vodka sponsors Lindsay
In what has to be the worst, most poorly conceived sponsorship deal of all time, Svedka Vodka is apparently going to sponsor Lindsay Lohan's birthday to the tune of seven figures. I hope you read the article where she passed out drunk in a hotel lobby just a few days ago, apparently the people at Svedka Vodka have never read anything about Lindsay at all.
Lindsay Lohan's lawyer has confirmed the deal saying This should be one of the best parties ever."
Sure, before this, the best party ever was the one River Phoenix OD'd after, that was a pretty good party.
Svedka Vodka are going to be totally stoked when Lindsay falls over drunk,and perhaps dies of alcohol poisoning at her own 21st. I'm not saying she definitely will die, I'm saying that the human liver can only take so much and that Lindsay seems determined to be bloated and washed up by the time she is 22.
Oh yeah, I wonder what AA would say about this. I am pretty sure having an alcohol company sponsor your birthday party is a teensy bit against their rules.
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