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Jordan gets pussy surgery
Katie Price, AKA Jordan is famous for her breasts, those massive breasts. Unfortunately, having three children has made them somewhat on the saggy side, and she has realized that it is time to get them fixed up. Of course, she is totally excited about the prospect.
Here are Katie's plans, as told by Katie: "[My breasts] have already gone saggy after three children so I want them perking up and made smaller. They'll still be big but not as big and I'm going to go for the fake-looking American-style boob job. I really love that. And I'm going to get my mouth done too. I'm going to have my fanny (pussy, for those of you who don't speak Brit) done, too.I want to be a virgin again. That'll be a treat for Pete."
What a considerate wife. How many women even think of having surgery on their vagina for the benefit of their husband's enjoyment? Such dedication and thoughtfulness should be rewarded, and pumped full of post surgery painkillers and happy pills.
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