Category: gossip | Online: May 28 2007
Views: 981 In what has to be the most transparent attempt to better one´s public image since that kid who always brought candy to school to share with everyone, Paris is continuing her tour of religious icons by donning a yellow shirt which depicts the Virgin Mary.
I´m really scratching my head as to how she has not been smited as yet. I am guessing that God and Buddha are fighting it out amongst themselves to see who gets to kick her ass. If I was Paris, I would have some serious concerns about my next reincarnation, ´cause we all know that Karma don´t play dat PR game.
Her lawyers did tell her to act like a nun in order to avoid her jail sentence, but she´s already accepted that is going to happen, so now it´s just unnecessary. Maybe she´s developed a taste for religious posturing... perhaps the next time we see her she´ll be on Evangelical TV. That´s hot.
Tags: Paris HiltonGodBuddhismVirgin Mary
