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Paris continues her religious PR campaign
In what has to be the most transparent attempt to better one's public image since that kid who always brought candy to school to share with everyone, Paris is continuing her tour of religious icons by donning a yellow shirt which depicts the Virgin Mary.
I'm really scratching my head as to how she has not been smited as yet. I am guessing that God and Buddha are fighting it out amongst themselves to see who gets to kick her ass. If I was Paris, I would have some serious concerns about my next reincarnation, 'cause we all know that Karma don't play dat PR game.
Her lawyers did tell her to act like a nun in order to avoid her jail sentence, but she's already accepted that is going to happen, so now it's just unnecessary. Maybe she's developed a taste for religious posturing... perhaps the next time we see her she'll be on Evangelical TV. That's hot. Gallery viewed 3273 times.
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