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Nicole skinny, but funny
Category: gossip | Online: May 31 2007
Views: 1116
Itīs tempting to hate her because she completely sold out and turned from a cute girl into a scary skeletal one, but Nicole is proving that itīs not whether you have fat on the outside, itīs whether or not you have a sense of humor on the inside that matters.
Sheīs currently getting a hell of a lot of drama because of a funny invite she sent out to friends, saying:
My fellow Americans its that time of year
To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer
Letīs stand together as one, live the American dream
Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems
Letīs glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans
Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!
There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!
Believe it or not, people actually got upset when this was leaked, and Nicole even had to to on radio to clear things up, and explain to the retards who didnīt quite get it that it was, in fact a joke.
Tags: Nicole Richie Party Funny
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