Category: gossip | Online: Juli 16 2007
Views: 6255 And I mean that headline in every way possible. Jennifer Aniston hit the headlines again recently because she finally found herself a boyfriend, ending the worries that she was going to have to turn to someone like Anne Heche for some lovin´. Jennifer has been so happy, saying that she is in love and all sorts of crazy things, but it turns out that her new man might be up to no good.
He´s a model, which is probably not a good place to start, and not only that, but apparently he is a coke fiend who goes through more women than Wile E Coyote goes through ACME products. It has also been revealed that he moved to Los Angeles with the express intention of hooking up with some rich, lonely woman. It is really inexplicable why Jennifer can´t just meet a nice guy, she´s gone from cheating Brad to clowny Vince, to what sounds like Lindsay Lohan´s ideal mate. This girl needs some professional dating help.
Any man with a pulse would love to fuck her brains out. But, we need a little encouragement, Jennifer. How about a Britney Spears type nipple slip or pussy flash to let us know your in the mood to play "Hide the salami."
