Category: gossip | Online: Juli 20 2007
Views: 1323 After, hmm, who cares how many days in jail, Paris is getting bored. Thats the official and exciting word on the streets after her parents called the FOX network with an update on their erstwhile daughter, thus proving that they totally support her constant attention whoring, and intend to cash in off their daughter being in jail for all she´s worth. God they´re charming people.
What is Paris getting up to in jail you ask? Paris has the following report to make: "I look at the ceiling. I look at the walls."
I guess that means we won´t be seeing the great American novel penned by Paris Hilton during her incarceration at stores near us anytime soon.
In other news, a friend who visited Paris said that Paris was “beautiful”. After seeing Paris in jail, she said “It felt surreal, like a movie. No make-up; she is naturally beautiful. I was stunned. She was as beautiful as she is with make-up.”
Beautiful with make up? Check out these pics of Paris looking like she was attacked by clown make up people. A whiter than white face and spray tan body, mmm sexy.
