Britney Spears may actually have a career ahead of her as a humorist. She's been making little statements here and there regarding her rehab experiences and the like. Now she's written a letter to X17 regarding that whole nazi umbrella SUV attack. Here's what she said:
Dear x17,
I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn't get the part. I'm sorry I got alil carried away with my role!
Britney
Maybe Britney can write us a sarcastic, half-assed explanation about all those panty flashes. I'd love to hear her whacked out 'fuck y'all' take on that.
