Category: gossip | Online: June 09 2007
Views: 1656 Lindsay is out of rehab and down on the beach being carried around and smoking. When I say ´out of rehab´ I don´t mean in that official way, like when they release you after you finish your treatment and you go out and try and act responsibly, I mean ´out of rehab´ as in, ´spent most of the last week at various parties with people like Paris Hilton´.
When I get rich and famous and then snort way too much coke and pickle my liver to the point where it barely functions, I want to go to Promises. Because like promises, they´re free, easy to make, and they let you do fun stuff, like go to beach parties.
Of course, this could be a hasty judgment. Maybe this was an alcohol free beach party. Maybe everyone in attendance held hands and chanted before splitting off and carrying each other around for fun. I bet the night air was filled with psalms and prayers and other good things.
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