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Akon to molest Paris
Like that cockroach that seems to just be basking in your puny fly spray, Paris' music career is just refusing to die. In fact, she's now being encouraged by the likes of Akon, who has decided that it might be a good idea to collaborate with her. Personally I think it seems more likely that he's just seen her sex tape at some point and is looking to bang her on the studio floor, but that's not going to stop Paris from making another terrible album is it?
Proving that he does in fact, hate women, Akon said: "In my mind I was thinking now Paris Hilton is an official convict, I think I'm gonna get with her and put a record out."
"I would definitely sign her to my label 'cos she's a character. You give her the cutest record, something that's just for women, an anthem; I think it will be outta here!"
Akon, women don't want Paris to make an album, men don't want Paris to make an album, please, if you must, get her behind some bushes and molest her or whatever it is you do, but for the love of all that is good and holy do not unleash more hell upon this earth. Gallery viewed 3297 times.
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