Donald Trump wants Lindsay
Category: gossip | Online: June 31 2007
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Poor Lindsay, she just can´t catch a break. First she gets done for crashing into a tree whilst drunk, then she gets done for driving around all crazy again, then she faces jail, then Donald Trump tries to use her to bolster ratings for the show that should have died years ago, yet just refuses to, The Apprentice.
The Donald said: "Find what you love doing (other than drugs and alcohol), work hard, stay focused, get a new set of parents - then join me on ´Celebrity Apprentice,´ which is shooting soon - I´ll keep you straight!"
Actually, if Lindsay did go on this show, I would totally watch. Something tells me that Lindsay would probably give Donald a run for his money, even high off her ass on whatever white powder she found floating around the bathrooms. Let´s hope for her sake that it wasn´t clorox, or another one of those shakey powdery cleaners, that would have to give you a hell of a buzz if you snorted it.
The Donald does have a soft spot for hot girls gone wild, remember that whole Miss America kerffufle? The one where there was suddenly a spate of beauty queens slutting it up for the camera? Ah, those were the days...
Tags: Lindsay Lohan Donald Trump Sillyness
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