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Lindsay is Broke
You'd never guess it from the amount that Lindsay consumes, but drugs are apparently expensive! I know! Who knew? Apparently Lindsay Lohan has snorted such great quantities of the white stuff, amongst other things, that she's now broke and in debt. According to a source: The money that she has isnt really there anymore. Theres no money saved up. Its not hard to go through 5 million dollars, especially if your Lindsay Lohan. At the moment Lindsay is reportedly $30,000 dollars in debt to various drug dealers.
This has all the makings of a totally awesome movie. Burned out child star Lindsay Lohan gets into trouble with the drug lords, and they put a hit out on her, hoping to recoup their losses by selling her body parts on Ebay. She is saved by Chow Yun Fat, who mistakes her for Mira Sorvino, and together they trek through the wilds of LA, trying to clear her name whilst performing vigilante justice.
Unfortunately, life is totally not that cool. But it could be one day, we just have to keep dreaming.
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