Category: gossip | Online: August 03 2007
Views: 1683 Britney Spears is going the right way to lose her children after recent reports that her not quite two year old´s teeth may already be rotten, and reports that she requested a dentist whiten his teeth, which the dentist of course, refused to do. Sources say: “He’s having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying.”
Hm, juice all the time eh. I suppose that´s slightly better than slipping him alcohol to make him sleep, though I doubt anyone would be surprised if those bottles turned out to contain more than just juice.
In other Britney madness, you might remember a story last week where Britney went to view a home that she was considering purchasing, and instead of looking at it decided to just live in it for a few hours. She sent the real estate agent away and then reportedly: “She ate tacos on the bedroom floor! She got crumbs and grease everywhere. She let her babies and her dog roam the floor. She left the bed a mess – I don’t know what’s wrong with her.”
I know what´s wrong with her. She´s crazy. End of story.
